The random things I want to reblog, but keep off of my main tumblr: waterpaper.tumblr.com.

 

theeternalouroboros:

I imagine Princess Zelda would not sit quietly while her castle was overrun by baddies. She would shoot them, duh. 

theeternalouroboros:

I imagine Princess Zelda would not sit quietly while her castle was overrun by baddies. She would shoot them, duh. 

this-is-chris-colfers-world:

hey-bad-batter-hey:

imjustkt:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.

"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3  hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY

Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t

The only people you need in your life are those who need you in theirs.

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock